February 2012
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age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
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What black metal lyrics are written as: The Wintery Plains Lie Untouched. I ride on my elements towards the stars unseen. A quest for knowledge in the astral luminous.
What black metal lyrics end up sounding like: EAHH BUHGGGGH FLRIRDSSHOO AASHHHHHHHS DOIRRHHHHA EEEEHAFJHG RAAHH HGOIYTTTT. FKJAKJFA, FAHIIIII, DAHHDFUUU. KNORRIINGNN, AFLLAHEHHH.
Intellect and ambition is far sexier then lingerie...
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Keep forgetting that it's Valentine's Day...
I’ve been speaking to people who are soppy enough to watch romantic films alone and cry into their chocolate. Seriously, it’s just another day as far as I’m concerned and it’s a load of bullcrap. If you want to show somebody that you love them, do it EVERYDAY of the year, not just February 14th.
And this is not the rant of a single woman who’s mad that she’s...
miseengarde:
white girls who want my culture’s bindis and saris and henna
take my skin colour too
and my dark brown lips
take my self-hatred because i don’t fit into the euro-centric ideals of beauty
take the oppression too
take the history of colonization that has devastated my country
and the drones that currently devastate my country
take all the bad stuff too
not just the pretty,...
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“There’s a push to make people ashamed of being offended by anything, as if it...”
– The 7 Stupidest Things That Make People Proud | Cracked.com (via upshot)
“Someone who offends you hasn’t ‘got’ you or ‘won’. What they said, and why, matters. They don’t get a free pass on being scrutinized on any of that just because they got a certain reaction.”
(via erikawithac)
niggapus:
has anyone else noticed Nicki Minaj looks just like Rita Repulsa from power rangers
"The Greeks thought that homosexuality was more...
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Watchthedailywhat:
TIL of the Day: In which Vice’s Jamie Lee Curtis Taete slows down “Super Bass” to prove without question that Nicki Minaj is actually Jay-Z sped up. “And have you ever seen Jay-Z in the same vocal recording booth as Nicki Minaj while she’s recording a vocal track? DIDN’T THINK SO.”
Well, I’m sold.
[thanks jazz!]